Here’s what happens when you live with a toddler: you find yourself actually saying things like this:
-- Please take the cheese out of your ear.
-- Will you stop standing on the Cheerios box?
-- Can you take the remote control out of your mouth?
-- Why are you trying to wedge your baby doll into the wine rack?
-- No, really, take the cheese out of your ear.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Heard around our house recently
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2 comments:
How about --
Don't stand on your sister's head.
Stop eating that Barbie doll.
No, you can't put nailpolish on your ears.
Or:
We don't put dirt in the toilet!
Why are you smelling your fingers?
The cat doesn't want to play construction trucks.
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