Monday, April 24, 2006

Heard around our house recently

Here’s what happens when you live with a toddler: you find yourself actually saying things like this:

-- Please take the cheese out of your ear.
-- Will you stop standing on the Cheerios box?
-- Can you take the remote control out of your mouth?
-- Why are you trying to wedge your baby doll into the wine rack?
-- No, really, take the cheese out of your ear.


Magpie said...

How about --
Don't stand on your sister's head.
Stop eating that Barbie doll.
No, you can't put nailpolish on your ears.

Heather said...


We don't put dirt in the toilet!
Why are you smelling your fingers?
The cat doesn't want to play construction trucks.