Me: Good morning, Peanut, how did you sleep?
Peanut: Fine. I want to still wear my pink pajamas. And I want to wear my pink shoes. And I want two pink underpants.
Me: Why two pairs of underpants?
Peanut: Because one pair is for my butt and one is to wear on my head.
Me: OK. Right. On your head.
Peanut: Right -- the dark pink ones with the roses on them.
Me: Well, I think those are in the hamper because you wore them yesterday.
Peanut: I still want them! (Goes to bathroom to get dirty underpants out of hamper.)
Me: You know what, you really don't want to wear dirty underwear on your head.
Peanut: Yes I do! WAAAHHHH!!!
Me: Oh God. I didn't even have coffee yet. How about this -- let's get your pink tutu from your Halloween costume and you can wear that instead of dirty underpants on your head. OK?
Peanut (tearfully): OK.